DELL is here: Dell Venue & Venue Pro launched in India

Dell has recently launched its latest range of smart phones which is ultimate social-networking and entertainment hub for professionals, families, students & gamers.Both the smart phones are available on all GSM networks & has a preferred partnership with Aircel.

Here is what Dell describes the 2 smart phones as:
Venue: Your Personal Express Lane to, Well, Everything
Priced @ MRP Rs.29,990.00

Elegantly designed, the Venue with Android 2.2 is the perfect one-touch, unlocked 3.5G smartphone providing instant access to everything you love. The vibrant and high-contrast 10.4 cm (4.1-inch) AM-OLED display with curved Corning Gorilla Glass is great for watching videos to performing business applications. The Venue’s elliptical, slender form makes it easy to hold as well as easily slip into the pocket.

The pre-loaded Dell Stage user interface and its 8-megapixel camera makes Venue perfect for entertainment where on-the-go professionals and active social networkers can quickly capture and share life’s moments with just about anyone.

In addition to a full array of entertainment features, the Venue also comes fully equipped with today’s necessary business features including support for ActiveSync and QuickOffice. The combination of high speed access and Swype for fast text input makes viewing e-mail, editing documents, and surfing the web fast and easy.

Venue Pro: Any Way You Slide It
Priced @ MRP Rs.34,990.00

The Venue Pro is designed to take productivity, social networking and on-the-go entertainment to new heights. Dell’s first Windows Phone 7 smartphone, the Venue Pro features a unique sliding vertical QWERTY keypad. In addition, it comes with XBOX Live and pre-loaded work/life applications that make everything easier and more beautiful on its sharp, bright and responsive 10.4 cm (4.1-inch) AMOLED touch display, which features rugged Gorilla Glass for exceptional durability.

The Dell Venue Pro exudes a premium look and feel, with smooth elliptical shapes and lines. A 5-megapixel camera, high-speed 3.5G wireless, and cloud-based services make it easy to keep in touch, share experiences and enjoy music, movies and more.

Criteria to be a spokesperson of the HAND symbol :-D

After watching our Central Govt's spokespersons in various debates/press meetings over scams during their tenure, I find the job very easy to be performed except for one particular characteristics which is really tough to possess.

Lines you have to just iterate are:

1. Why did NDA govt did not do that and why are they shouting now?
(As if whatever mess Congress created for last 50 years could have been cleared in just 6 years)

2. High command will take the final decision.

3. I am not aware of any such information or incident.
(Even though the whole world knows the fact and the reporter shows them the documents)

4. We have the international obligation so we cannot divulge any information.
(As if they do not have any obligation towards the people of their own country)

5. Why are you asking me? You should ask the corresponding minister.

BUT, there is this very essential and very tough criteria that you MUST possess:
you have to be BRAZENLY SHAMELESS :-D

If you have marked any further such criteria for this post, please add it as comment here. ;-)